best valentine ever omg
A) there are no way those nuggets are hot and cold mcnuggets cannot be saved
B) that’s worth two dollars
C) where have those sticks been you don’t know what kind of bacteria is on them
Conclusion: you got ripped off
"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you see a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
The sun setting later gives me life
released space jam 2 stills
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
if this gets 10k notes ill delete
please signal boost
I feel weaker..
deaths in naruto - 8 characters
WATCH THIS YOU WONT REGRET IT