It’s that tumblr meme “I came out to have a good time…” And thank you :)
sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
i’m so fucking done with this site
This makes me extremely content.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
How kids did the head, shoulders, knees, and toes in the 90s vs. now
this gif ruined my life
You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?
You turn and walk away from the LOCAL LIBRARY, abandoning your mission to rent a moving van from the U-HAUL rental center. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT does not pursue you; as you make some distance from him, you can hear him sheathing his BROADSWORD back into its scabbard. You get home, but you never do rent a U-Haul van and have to give away all of your belongings in your old apartment before you move into your new apartment, leaving you eternally bitter and unhappy…
i feel like im watching dragon ball Z and goku is about to show up and fight final form neil degrassi tyson
goes on a date “don’t worry babe i’ll pick up the tab”
that’s literally all they are. a big boner.
there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may