writing an essay then re-reading it before turning it in
even People magazine made Shrek jokes
The Jimmy Neutron characters looked better in the Fairly Oddparents universe than either the Fairly Oddparents characters or the Jimmy Neturon characters looked in their native styles
when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN THE LONDON UNDERGROUND?!
club penguin became real
a video of me saying mustard while holding mustard
sticks and stones may break my bones because I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms
this really works for some people (like 10-30 orgasms) so give it a try!
one person visiting from the past
WINDOWS VISTA MAY BE AN OLD SYSTEM BUT ARE YOU NOT NOTICING THE TIME TRAVELER WHO IS 1,992 VERSIONS AHEAD OF THE CURRENT OS WTF?
son i have news for you
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
me: can i see your phone?
boyfriend: *panic & use mind power*
me: !!! why you iphone drain to 0%?!